Friendly reminder: Five Below had the limited edition White Cocoa and Candy Cane Chapstick in stock! Time to prioritize ladies and gents! Good morning (:
On our worst behavior.
The moment I stop having fun with it, I’ll be done with it. #TeamNatural #Braidout #FinnaSkipClass #ooh
28 years ago, I asked the good Lord to send me a smitch to be my best muhsmucka. Instead, he sent me you. You put me in dangerous situations, put stuff in my mouth and tell me to close my mouth before a fly goes in, judge me constantly, belittle me, kick me, hit me on the top of my head, make me laugh, always have my best interest at heart, and in other words you’re just like me. I haven’t been the best muhsmcka over these past few years but you have never given up on me and I thank you for that so much. You mean to me muhsmuck. I’m glad I met you and hope your 21st birthday is all that and more. I love you! #iloveusingthispitcher #itmakesmelookbad #halfmyfollowerscameafteripostedthispitcher #gulpgulpgulp #happymuhsmuckamuhsmucka